Dec 13 - 19

Ok, I have a great idea for a patent on a new invention. This all came to me while trying to get Cooper to do his business when I take him outside. A remote-controlled pet catheter. Just think, take your pet outside, and just hit the button. No more waiting for him or her to walk around smelling every little thing. Now it happens when you want it to happen. And there are some other advantages too! Say you don’t like your neighbor, you train the dog to go stand over his shoe and bingo, again you press the button.

What do you think?

Nov 29 - Dec 5

It is important to let your puppy know what is not important to you. See, puppies only destroy things that are important to you, therefore, it is important to take something unimportant to you and let him think it is important.  So, you grab a coat hanger and you tell the puppy that this coat hanger was your mother's and that it has been in the family forever, and it means everything to you. Consequently, you try not to ever show favoritism to anything that is important, because if he finds out it will be destroyed.

So the other day, my back was killing me and I was sitting down. At some point I took my glasses off and when I got up I realized I had taken them off but now couldn’t find them. By the way, these are my prescription glasses. I asked everyone at home to keep an eye out for them because I thought I had just misplaced them. Four days go by and I never found them, so I called Kaiser and order another pair at a cost of over $400. Within 2 hours of me ordering them, I go home and let Cooper outside to do his business. We are in the sideyard and he is playing around when all of a sudden he goes over to a pile of leaves and pulls out my glasses and brings them to me.