Ok, I have a great idea for a patent on a new invention. This all came to me while trying to get Cooper to do his business when I take him outside. A remote-controlled pet catheter. Just think, take your pet outside, and just hit the button. No more waiting for him or her to walk around smelling every little thing. Now it happens when you want it to happen. And there are some other advantages too! Say you don’t like your neighbor, you train the dog to go stand over his shoe and bingo, again you press the button.
What do you think?