Aug 5 - 11

At the first impression, my wife and I may come across as being intellectually proficient. In time you would find that is definitely not the case. It appears we have broken down and gotten our kids parakeets. Now the only thing we know about parakeets is the 3-minute video we watched on Youtube. Apparently, we are supposed to clip their wings (I don’t understand why). So of course when we take them out of the cage to do so, they get away, and of course, this room they are flying in has a 16-foot ceiling. So, I simply tell my wife let’s just call this room the aviary and leave them up there.

On a side note, did you know that if our planet with all its mountains, oceans and people was sucked into a black hole our world would be reduced to such a small size it would fit into one of our large to-go cups. So why can’t I get the leaves from one Magnolia tree fit into one 90 gallon garbage can?