Apr 8 - 14

Caution. The following email will be disturbing to most people over the age of 13.
Kids under the age of 13 will think it is funny, but please don’t read this while you are eating.

Dirty bottoms. My farm dogs live outside and their purpose is to protect the farm. These are large white dogs with very long hair.  With such long hair, they get dirty bottoms. My wife will scold me because of their appearance, so I will try and clean the dirty bottom. I have done worse things but I really can’t remember when. The main problem is these brave dogs are not so brave when you take a hose to their derriere. Consequently, I give up and hope my wife doesn’t go near them.

By the way, the answer to last weeks menu total was $11.13.
1982 doesn’t sound so bad after all.