Sometimes you wonder if there really is a God and sometimes you get answers.
Last week I kiddingly told you of how I would like to call a military recruiter to come and take my kids away and then this really happens...
This morning my daughter comes down with her phone on speaker. She was talking
to Officer Sam from the Navy. It seems that Officer Sam was trying to recruit my daughter.
I am going back to church because my prayers have been answered.
Jan 13 - 19
Is it bad to call the military and tell them that your child who just turned 18 wants to enlist and they should come over and offer them ice cream to join the army?
Is it bad when the officer shows up and you have your kids bags all packed, and you tell your kid that they just won the lottery and this officer was assigned to escort them to get their winnings?
And is it bad to then change your phone numbers?
I mean is it real bad, because if it just bad, I think it is a good idea.
Jan 6 - 12
So much to write about...
For Christmas, my son got his 8th and 9th guitars. Each one seems to be louder than the one before.
My daughter found a wild lizard and swears the lizard loves her. I tried to explain to her that the poor thing was in shock since it was asleep in hibernation and therefore was delirious.
My other daughter moved away to college, and in case she gets cold feet and decides to come back home I suggested to my wife we immediately sell our house and buy the house next door, and if we get different cars she would never know where we lived.
My wife and I keep overcooking the cookies for Taylors and the only logical solution is to get extra ice cream to overcome the burnt edges.
I have decided to give my dogs, Houdini 1 and Houdini 2, the rest of the cookies so they will be too fat to jump over the fence.
I am so freaking glad the Holidays are over. I have gained so much around my waist I can see my dogs snickering when they look my way.
Dec 30 - Jan 5
Most of you are probably aware of the term “Air guitar”. It’s when you pretend to play a guitar without a guitar actually present. I wish I was so lucky. Anyway, when my son isn’t playing a very loud guitar, he plays a very loud set of drums. Now on rare occasions he goes about the house playing his Air drums. This is a sight to see. He is fully into it, wearing his “noise canceling headphones” beating on air to the beat of whatever he is listening to.
Now, my question is, why do they call them noise cancelling headphones because my wife and I hear everything?
Hope everyone had a Merry Christmas and a Happy Holiday.