So much to write about...
For Christmas, my son got his 8th and 9th guitars. Each one seems to be louder than the one before.
My daughter found a wild lizard and swears the lizard loves her. I tried to explain to her that the poor thing was in shock since it was asleep in hibernation and therefore was delirious.
My other daughter moved away to college, and in case she gets cold feet and decides to come back home I suggested to my wife we immediately sell our house and buy the house next door, and if we get different cars she would never know where we lived.
My wife and I keep overcooking the cookies for Taylors and the only logical solution is to get extra ice cream to overcome the burnt edges.
I have decided to give my dogs, Houdini 1 and Houdini 2, the rest of the cookies so they will be too fat to jump over the fence.
I am so freaking glad the Holidays are over. I have gained so much around my waist I can see my dogs snickering when they look my way.
Dec 30 - Jan 5
Most of you are probably aware of the term “Air guitar”. It’s when you pretend to play a guitar without a guitar actually present. I wish I was so lucky. Anyway, when my son isn’t playing a very loud guitar, he plays a very loud set of drums. Now on rare occasions he goes about the house playing his Air drums. This is a sight to see. He is fully into it, wearing his “noise canceling headphones” beating on air to the beat of whatever he is listening to.
Now, my question is, why do they call them noise cancelling headphones because my wife and I hear everything?
Hope everyone had a Merry Christmas and a Happy Holiday.
Dec 16 - 22
I couldn't come up with anything, actually my wife said no I can't send it, so I have pulled a blog from 2013. Hope you like.
Here is my feeble attempt at my annual Christmas Song
Hark! I hear the Servers singing
Glory to the Holiday tidings
Chefs preparing the new whipped cream
Placed on cakes and with lots of feeling
Hostesses dancing in the aisles
Bringing lots of friendly smiles
Celebrating Christmas cheer
Bringing in the good New Year
Hark the bussers sing some more
Greeting patrons at the door
Hark! Chris Harold sings a Christmas song
Asking all to sing along.
Children bouncing to the rhythm
Parents trying to keep from humming
Coffee pouring right from the pot
Coming out piping hot
Now is the time to dance and cheer
Christmas only comes this time of year.
Hark for family and special friends
Hopefully this season will never end.
Dec 9 - 15
In watching the impeachment hearings you notice how everyone has their mind up already, but with that they also have a tone to their voice. They either have a very sarcastic arrogant voice or they have a very soft monotone voice. I am curious as to which is more effective. So, I was thinking of training my servers to try and sell customers on different flapjacks and waffles, using the different tones much like the politicians.
Now the only way to explain it to you in the form of a letter is to have you imagine a sarcastic Matthew McConaughey trying to convince you that buying 4 extra Strawberry Waffles would be good for your health. On the other hand you would have Meryl Streep never cracking a smile trying to sell you 4 extra Pineapple and Coconut Flapjacks, explaining ever so efficiently how this will make you very healthy. When I mentioned this to my servers they locked me up in that back closet again.
A customer of ours wanted me to print his joke. His call name is Sugar Willie
What happens when you add a 10 cubic miles of dirt to “Lodi”.
Silly, you get “Highdi”