Ok, so I was going to write about how I always seem to overcook the cookies for Taylors (that way I get to eat them) when I got a call from one of my employees up there.
“Hey, um. We had a fire and I was just wondering after you use the fire extinguisher, should we throw away all the food that we sprayed?”
I responded...actually I can’t tell you how I responded because at a later date it would be in print and all of you could use it against me.
Oct 28 - Nov 3
My family won’t let me write about what goes on around here anymore. I had some great stories, if only I had an alias. I know I will go by the alias of Pierre Detecto, and I can write about my fictional family.
Like the time Pierre’s daughter hid live animals under her bed, (well they were live for a while). Then there was the time that Pierre’s drummer son had to have a 3rd drum set, in spite of the fact that Pierre was going brain deaf. Yea, that’s what I should do. Just call me Pierre, next time you see me.
Oct 21 - 27
I am going to change the name of my dogs to Houdini 1 and Houdini 2. They weigh about 100 lbs each and with their long white hair, they appear to be the size of a small horse. So when they can squeeze through a five-inch opening between 2 fences I have to pay them homage. That is all I got.
Oct 14 - 20
I discovered pain is relative. For months I have been dealing a pain in my shoulder. When I go to the doctor they ask “what is your pain score on a scale of 1 to 10”, and I tell them it is 2 to 4. Well, the pain got worse and I raised it to a 6 to 8, thinking this was getting close to real pain.
Then I got kidney stones. The shoulder pain is now down to a 1.
Ok, remember a few months ago when I found the Star Trek emblem melted on my kitchen microwave. I made the mistake of leaving the fire starter out on the counter again. The emblem is gone, now replaced with a big hole, with black smoke tailings.