When you raise children it is important to teach them how to puts things away. So, I open the refrigerator door to see a box of canned sodas on the shelf. I go to grab one only to find they are positioned on their side instead of upright. Which means they start rolling out individually in succession. The first one rolls out and I catch it and feel pretty good about myself. The second one rolls out and I catch it and think I am really on top of things. The third one rolls out and both my hands are full and I manage to snare it on top of the other two. Now the fourth one rolls out and I panic, and I throw these three into the air to catch the fourth. However, when the fifth comes I miss it and when it hits the ground it pops open and shoots me with carbonated lime soda. Now I am completely befuddled and proceed to let the rest come rolling out and just hit the ground. I wasn’t even aware that I had started screaming until my wife comes out to see what I am doing. I didn’t even try to explain.
Sept 16 - 22
So I am trying to work my way out of the dish station at Taylor's, but it hasn’t been easy. Apparently, they think I do a good job washing dishes, but I am not good enough to move up to the grill. Anyway, it is 10:00 PM and I am exhausted and. If you want some humor, think of me scrubbing pots and pans.
Goodnight.
Sept 9 - 15
I think I have come up with something. You know all those advertisements you see for money managers that want you to save for retirement? Well, what if you don’t retire? What if you buy a business instead of retiring. Just think of all that money you don’t have to save. If you never retire you eliminate all that stress. I think I am just going to open a business just for that purpose. I would advertise “Work to Infinity and Never be Bored”.
Sept 2 - 8
As many of you know I am a little crazy and I have always relied on my wife to keep me in line. Well, it looks like I have worn off on her and now she is going off the deep end as well. We have decided to buy a hamburger stand up by where we live in Loomis. I never wanted a hamburger stand and never planned on owning a hamburger stand, but here we are. It is called Taylors in downtown Loomis on Taylor Rd and it features burgers and shakes. I would not come up to try us because I will be the hamburger cook for a while and I value my customers. Anyway, we will be busy with all three places for a while and hopefully I will get enough people trained to where I can go back to being lazy.