I honestly feel that Cooper is my reincarnated ex-wife from a previous life. He gets so upset with me when I hug my wife, and he goes absolutely ballistic when I kiss her.
Whenever I do kiss her, he’ll come over and scratch my leg until I give him attention. There are other times when he just stares at me as if to say, "How come you don't love me anymore?" If I even make a kissing sound, he runs right over. When I sit at dinner with my wife, he sits next to me and, once again, just stares.
When it’s time for dinner, I actually have to hand-feed him, as if he’s thinking, "How dare you feed me dog food?" He always gets fresh chicken, and even then, he lets me know it’s not quite up to his standards.
Right now, I’m sitting at my desk typing, and he is staring at me. Oh my gosh, I hope he doesn't read this. If I go missing, you’ll know why!