I have been in the coffee shop business for 49 years. In 1977, I went to work for Perko’s as a manager trainee. One of the first things the head waitress (that’s what we called them back then) said was that you always have to wash the honey packets before you give them out because they are always sticky. It seems there is always one packet per case that leaks and then gets the whole case covered with honey.
Present day, they still leak, and the honey packets are all sticky. Now, when you get a ketchup packet, you never see a leaky one. The same goes for mustard packets. So why, after all these years, do honey packets still leak?
I think the government is getting involved. I believe honey users are sweeter than non-honey users and therefore fit into a certain political party. I have no proof of this yet, but I suspect the honey attaches to our DNA and then transmits this information to a certain government branch. I have always noticed an extra router on our front wall, so this must be how they transmit it. What they do with this information—and why—might be related to the new reports about possible aliens among us. Then again, with aliens involved, maybe it’s not political at all, but about the overall sweetness of our population.
Okay, that makes me nervous.