Ok, so I did a terrible thing and you can't tell my neighbors. I am walking along on the street waiting for the dogs to do their business, when I see one of them start the process. In the middle of this process i get distracted (no, I wasn't texting). So now I look down and I can't see it, I can smell it, but i can't find it.
So I reach down with my bag and pretend to pick it up.
Please don't let this out.