So as most of you know, as described by Smash Mouth and Shrek,
“I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed.”
Speaking of sheds, I had one built.
Ok, so we moved the kids into their own houses and next to my son’s house is a fully fenced large lot. In the past this lot has become a fire hazard, so we had it all cleaned up. Well, once we got it cleaned up, everything started to grow back again. So I, with my infinite intelligence decided to get goats. My neighbor told me he was tired of his goats so I said I will take them. So we built a shed for them and we put 3 goats with large horns in the lot. The problem is they are pampered and spoiled goats and don’t understand their job function.
I go over everyday and try to show them what to do, and then they all go to the food trough and stare at it trying to explain what I am supposed to do. I am currently looking for a goat labor mediator. If you have any ideas, please forward them, because, I am not that sharp.
