May 5 - 11

Fortunately, for you I have no video to go with the story.

Ok, I just get home from work and my wife is telling me that she is going out for lunch and to run around to do some errands. I tell her to go have some fun. Our lives are a little crazy right now trying to get the kids ready for the move. So I am changing from my dress clothes to my yard work clothes, as I look down I see my wife’s phone sitting on the dresser. I look down out the window and I see her getting ready to drive out the driveway. 

At this point I am only wearing my underwear, however, I know how upset she will be to not have her phone. I see one of her blouses on the dresser and I throw it around me and I run out near naked and barefoot. Unfortunately her shirt is rather small and does not do what I was hoping it would do.

I am now running in the driveway trying to get her attention, when I realize that she is staring at me like out of a horror movie. Because I am holding the shirt up I am not able to show her the phone until I finally catch her.

I know at this point she would love to have a photo of me , but I would really like to have a photo of her face seeing me running half naked towards her.

Again, thank goodness I don’t have the video for you.