You know when you get in bed, ready to sleep, and something goes wrong, driving you crazy? Well, I have a story. My wife and I were just getting into bed when we heard her electric toothbrush start buzzing. Odd, I thought, but I got up to see if the dogs were brushing their teeth; it was just buzzing. I took it off its charger stand, but it continued to annoy. I tried turning it off, but it still buzzed. I attempted to take it apart but couldn't. I wrapped it in a paper towel and placed it in the tub, but it seemed even louder. I held it for a while, hoping the battery would die, but to no avail. Finally, I went downstairs, outside, and dropped the buzzing toothbrush into the large gopher hole I had complained about. I hoped to get a picture of him with his shiny teeth, but the next morning, I saw the toothbrush all chewed up.