Ok, so with all new pets there are always complications. Where they poop, is usually the biggest concern. This one likes to do it on the washer, which of course, makes my life with my wife very uneasy. The other problem with our new pet (I should come up with a name, but I just can’t think of what you call a rat), is he or she does not like the Disney channel and makes a lot of noise under the sofa while I am sitting on it. Of course, I was watching Ratatouille, I think he or she got jealous that that rat was being treated special.
Now, for the saga of the lost pineapple cans, I think my scientific background has been as useful to me as it was to get me into the restaurant business. I think now I will start binge-watching every episode of NCIS. Today I found 2 empty cans and 3 lids in the backyard. Well, at least he is getting outside.