This dog has been in most of my nightmares lately, which is probably a good thing because that means I am getting some sleep. At about 3:00 in the morning I usually get up to use the bathroom, but I know as soon as I get up, he hears me and wants out of his pen. So, I walk very cautiously and just as I get to the bathroom door the whining starts. Now, I have to take him outside, but all he wants to do is play. Now the other dog is awake, and now that dog wants to go outside.
Meanwhile, my wife is pretending to be asleep, which upsets me because I am the one that usually pretends to be asleep. So by the time I get everyone back in the beds, I am wide awake, and I still never made it to the bathroom.