I think I have come up with something. You know all those advertisements you see for money managers that want you to save for retirement? Well, what if you don’t retire? What if you buy a business instead of retiring. Just think of all that money you don’t have to save. If you never retire you eliminate all that stress. I think I am just going to open a business just for that purpose. I would advertise “Work to Infinity and Never be Bored”.
Sept 2 - 8
As many of you know I am a little crazy and I have always relied on my wife to keep me in line. Well, it looks like I have worn off on her and now she is going off the deep end as well. We have decided to buy a hamburger stand up by where we live in Loomis. I never wanted a hamburger stand and never planned on owning a hamburger stand, but here we are. It is called Taylors in downtown Loomis on Taylor Rd and it features burgers and shakes. I would not come up to try us because I will be the hamburger cook for a while and I value my customers. Anyway, we will be busy with all three places for a while and hopefully I will get enough people trained to where I can go back to being lazy.
Aug 26 - Sept 1
So I had a great story to tell, but again my wife said I can't send it out. Too bad.
Aug 19 - 25
There is a mystery going on in my garden. I am a wannabe farmer and I have tried unsuccessfully to grow cantaloupes at least 10 times. Right now I have planted them in 3 different places in my yard to no avail. Well, a few months ago I installed a raised garden to grow raspberries. Soon after, I started noticing something growing in this raised bed. It soon became obvious these were cantaloupes. I didn’t plant them in that place, but yet they were growing much better than any place else. I soon became proud of my mystery cantaloupes and then just as I was about to pick them they were eaten. Each night one more would disappear. Ok, I didn’t plant these fruits and I didn’t eat these fruits, so who is messing with me? Just then I saw this rabbit run under the shed. I could see how he or she would have eaten my prize, but how with those little paws could this son of a gun plant the seeds?