Oct 3 - 9

Ok, it has become apparent that Cooper has many past lives, and in everyone of them he has been run over by a car or truck. I know that seems crazy, but that is the only explanation for his attitude towards moving vehicles. When he sees a car go down our street, he becomes this mad fire breathing monster that just wants to go tear that car to pieces. The only solution I can come up with is to hire a dog psychic. A dog psychic is a person who claims to communicate by psychic means with animals, either living or dead through extrasensory perception. Hiring someone with extra senses makes a lot of sense, since I obviously have none. I will keep you informed of our results, meanwhile I am asking all my neighbors to throw him a treat when they drive by.

Folks tonight was our Mira Loma 50 year reunion. So I made a special menu for all Mira Lomans with the names of our old teachers for each item. For one week only if you went to Mira Loma in the sixties or seventies, ask for the Mira Loma special Menu. You just might see a couple of teachers you might recognize.

Sep 19 - 25

I miss the old days. Back when you only had 3 channels on the Television and it was so easy to pick what you wanted to watch. Now you literally have a million things you can watch and it is so hard to choose. Back before computers and internet and cell phones, you didn’t have to txt your children to see if they will come down for dinner. Back then they wanted to come to dinner. You saw the news when it came on at 6:00 and 10:00 and there were so few news stations it was never biased, It was just news. I remember getting into my old Chevy truck and just put in gear and go. If you wanted to listen to the radio you just listened to AM back then, so you punched one of the 5 preselected stations and you were done. Get into my car and now and what you first see is a picture of your car from outer space, and then you have to remember how to make the computer work that makes it go. When you back out of the garage you have to decide what angle do you want your cameras set at. Then you get moving and if you decide to do anything you almost have to pull to the side of the road to figure things out. I tried to find a FM station and almost crashed my car. My car has Alexa, so I thought great. I push the Alexa button and ask it to find a radio station. “I am sorry I cannot perform functions while the car is moving.” Then what the f___ is it good for.


I miss the old days

Sep 12 - 18

So last weekend I was out back, and when I came in the house I started to sneeze. I noticed something in my nasal passage, So I blew my nose a few times and it went away. About 4 hours later it came back, and this kept occurring over and over again. On Monday night I got a strange headache and so I called Kaiser to ask them about it. The doctor immediately said I had covid and I should do a test. Apparently, the new variant causes headaches. Well I am thinking, great. With that nasal swab I can get whatever is in my nose. I come up covid negative like I always do, but I think I have solved my sneezing problem. About 6 hours later  the sneezing comes back and now it is worse. During covid no one wants to see anyone sneeze, so I have to be ready to hide at a seconds notice. Finally Friday morning it got so bad as I was getting ready to go to work, I just couldn’t stop sneezing. So, I kept blowing my nose in tissue paper. About the fifth time I look down at the tissue and there is this 1¼" foxtail (and yes, I did measure it). I thought, ha, at least it didn’t cost me the $900 it did for Cooper.

Folks after we hit 116 degrees didn’t the 109 day seem like nothing?